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Why all the hate on Hey! Say! JUMP? Okay I know I wrote an angry post when they first formed, but I've seen the light. That's behind me now, okay, I am all for these little tykes now.

Tthe main reason I changed my mind is....... well, because there's a shining, perfect otp hidden within their midsts. Chinen/Yamada, or Chinda, as I like to call it. Don't judge, alright, their love is pure. Okay, so they're only 13 and 14, what is the big deal. I just want cute little bff-but-maybe-something-more gen fic, is that so much to ask for??



Here are the reasons you should ship Chinda too:
1. At first you feel like a pedo but then the ridiculousness of it all really starts to grow on you.
2. Okay so, on Domoto Kyoudai, they have to say which member they find annoying. Yamada says Chinen, because he likes to be spoilt. "He'll sit on peoples' laps all the time..." YAMADA SAYS IT WITH THIS SERIOUSLY LOVING FACE, OKAY. I like how this reason isn't even facetious at all, I'm totally serious.
3. It's adorable.
4. Chinen has a huge crush on Ohno--he's the reason he joined Johnny's, his favorite senpai, and his most treasured possession is an autograph board he caught from Ohno at a concert. THEREFORE if you love Arashi you should love Chinen and by default love Chinda.
5. Yamada is fucking adorable, okay. His smile could light up a room T_T
ian: "chinen would never let yamada get drunk"
courtz: kl;fhoGIDH;OAIDHGIOAHDGSLASHKWEHOI
ian: "yamada would never let chinen go to LA"
courtz: SLDKFHASGHIOWE
BAWLING
BAWLINGGGG
"their love is too pure for that shit, okay"
ian: jadskfjalks
"yamada would never form a temporary unit with shoon"
"he would never betray his love for a yamashita"
courtz: SDLGKHDSGHAIOEWHDSKGHSOGIHSDGHOIGHSDKAG
LHIOGHAEWOGHDSOHIPDKOSHGPWIOEHGPOIDSHGASPOIGH
POEWIWEHGSDIOGHDSOIPGHWPOEIGHESPOGPDSIOGHOIEWHWPOEIHGW
fuck

ian: god I love how this is already our otp
courtz: lkfjai;oghd;soih
I know
ian: despite the fact that I cannot tell which one chinen is
courtz: bawling
he's the littlest one i think
ian: ;akfdsjkfas
courtz: the 12 year old looks older
ian: they are all little
courtz: but yet chinen is actually older
bawling
look you'll get used to their youngness, okay
ian: that's what they all say
IN JAIL
courtz: you'll get used to their youthful faces soon enough
klH;ODIFHOAGIHSDIOGH

courtz: you know what an ending could be
bawling
chinen could look hopefully at yamada
and then yamada holds out his hand
chinen takes it
ian: JLDFSJLKDSFJLKD
courtz: ~ENDO~
ian: JDKLDJKL:DJKLSJKLFDKLDFJKLDSKLF
I love how this is what you come up with
and I am like
"well, it's not okay. nothing is. but yamada thinks maybe now it could be."
I feel it says so much about us
bawling
courtz: KDSJG;ASDGHLSKDGHOWIAEG
bawlingggggg
j;adfslw;oeihgsdkh
adskfjiosdghadsigh
can't stop laughing
i wish you could see my face
ian: i know ajkl;dfskls;ajkfdaskjladskjljkalsdfjklsafdlk
courtz: there's just this ridiculous grin
ian: DJSKL:JDSFKLJKLDFJKFSDS
I am glad my angst brings you such mirth
bawlingggggg
courtz: bawlinggggg as long as it is chinda angst okay

ian: I feel like now I should have a drabble ready to post in your comments
maybe I will write it during my exam review session
courtz: kljgklgds
ian: in fandom au or something
courtz: I feel like I need like
ian: they are bffs forever
courtz: banners or something
K;LDSHDGKLGH
DEAD
ian: chinen draws little stick figures
yamada, um
ajklf;as I don't know, he makes icons of them
bawling
courtz: kkadfjwiohgsdlkghdghoih
wait no
yamada writes fic
chinen illustrates it
ian: bawling
courtz: and icons for it
ian: emo fic
courtz: makes the banners
bawling
chinen's drawings though
they all have suns and rainbows etc
ian: JKDL:FJDKL:FJLSFJDLS
BAWLINGGGGG
courtz: yamada can't bring himself to tell chinen to make it more emo
ian: jkafls;djkldas
"this is a death scene," he says awkwardly
"draco is stabbing harry to death"
the drawing has, like
little stars in harry's eyes
courtz: "but harry knows draco loves him!" chinen cries
"that's why there are stars"
"he's in love"
ian: DJSFKLJDKLJSLFJDFLSJDKLF
true love T_T
chinen types in comics sans ms
courtz: KJGKLSHDG
SDKLAGHSIO;GHDSGHPSDGK
purple font
ian: JKLS:FKLDS yes
bawling
courtz: 14 pt every time
ian: ajkfdls;fjklfd
forget kusano
this is what kame would be horrified by
courtz: ksdgodsigh
kame's also horrified by his age
"HE'S TOO YOUNG TO BE IN FANDOM"
"HE'LL BE DEFILED"
ian: jakslajklskjlsafsa
ajkldssadfjkl
courtz: "his innocent ears :\\\\\" kame says
ian: wait
anfkdas;
no
he doesn't even know how old chinen and yamada are at first
he adds them to his flist
he talks to them
courtz: BAWLING
yes
ian: then he realizes they are young ....
but it would be really rude to take them off now ......
courtz: jin adds them because they're on kame's flist
kame freaks out, because jin writes porn
ian: bawlingggggggggg
jklaklkjslfklasfkjaks;dfksd
courtz: "THEY'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE ON YOUR FLIST" he screams
"YOU HAVE TO DEFRIEND THEM"
ian: "can you filter them out :|"
courtz: "BUT DO IT NICELY, THEY'RE YOUNG AND FRAGILE"
dgkahdg;h
yes


♥ Now go out there and support ♥ Chinda ♥ and write me some cute bff drabbles, okay I'll even help you out! Here are some helpful fic prompts for you:
~ VMars AU, Chinen and Yamada are Veronica and Wallace and must solve the murder of Yamada's friend, Yamashita Shoon.

~ Yamada goes to a prestigious high school; Chinen is in his last year of middle school and studying for high school entrance exams. He enlists Yamada to help him study, and then realizes he's smarter than Yamada. He plays dumb so that Yamada will keep tutoring him and they can spend more time together.

~ Chinen and Yamada are childhood friends in Victorian England, but after a dispute between their families, are torn apart. When they meet again 12 years later, how will they react?

~ When Yamada realizes Chinen can make Play-Doh come to life, he asks him to build a world that's all their own.

~ Chinen and Yamada are forced to shadow a senpai for the day--Ryo and K8. Be sure to include them being taught Kansai-ben.

~ High school AU, Yamada is a blankface cheerleader and Chinen is a choir nerd.

~ Remix of Oregon Trail, but this time with Hey! Say! JUMP.

~ After eating enchanted apples, Chinen and Yamada switch bodies, and the only way to switch back is with a kiss.
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