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Why all the hate on Hey! Say! JUMP? Okay I know I wrote an angry post when they first formed, but I've seen the light. That's behind me now, okay, I am all for these little tykes now.

Tthe main reason I changed my mind is....... well, because there's a shining, perfect otp hidden within their midsts. Chinen/Yamada, or Chinda, as I like to call it. Don't judge, alright, their love is pure. Okay, so they're only 13 and 14, what is the big deal. I just want cute little bff-but-maybe-something-more gen fic, is that so much to ask for??



Here are the reasons you should ship Chinda too:
1. At first you feel like a pedo but then the ridiculousness of it all really starts to grow on you.
2. Okay so, on Domoto Kyoudai, they have to say which member they find annoying. Yamada says Chinen, because he likes to be spoilt. "He'll sit on peoples' laps all the time..." YAMADA SAYS IT WITH THIS SERIOUSLY LOVING FACE, OKAY. I like how this reason isn't even facetious at all, I'm totally serious.
3. It's adorable.
4. Chinen has a huge crush on Ohno--he's the reason he joined Johnny's, his favorite senpai, and his most treasured possession is an autograph board he caught from Ohno at a concert. THEREFORE if you love Arashi you should love Chinen and by default love Chinda.
5. Yamada is fucking adorable, okay. His smile could light up a room T_T
ian: "chinen would never let yamada get drunk"
courtz: kl;fhoGIDH;OAIDHGIOAHDGSLASHKWEHOI
ian: "yamada would never let chinen go to LA"
courtz: SLDKFHASGHIOWE
BAWLING
BAWLINGGGG
"their love is too pure for that shit, okay"
ian: jadskfjalks
"yamada would never form a temporary unit with shoon"
"he would never betray his love for a yamashita"
courtz: SDLGKHDSGHAIOEWHDSKGHSOGIHSDGHOIGHSDKAG
LHIOGHAEWOGHDSOHIPDKOSHGPWIOEHGPOIDSHGASPOIGH
POEWIWEHGSDIOGHDSOIPGHWPOEIGHESPOGPDSIOGHOIEWHWPOEIHGW
fuck

ian: god I love how this is already our otp
courtz: lkfjai;oghd;soih
I know
ian: despite the fact that I cannot tell which one chinen is
courtz: bawling
he's the littlest one i think
ian: ;akfdsjkfas
courtz: the 12 year old looks older
ian: they are all little
courtz: but yet chinen is actually older
bawling
look you'll get used to their youngness, okay
ian: that's what they all say
IN JAIL
courtz: you'll get used to their youthful faces soon enough
klH;ODIFHOAGIHSDIOGH

courtz: you know what an ending could be
bawling
chinen could look hopefully at yamada
and then yamada holds out his hand
chinen takes it
ian: JLDFSJLKDSFJLKD
courtz: ~ENDO~
ian: JDKLDJKL:DJKLSJKLFDKLDFJKLDSKLF
I love how this is what you come up with
and I am like
"well, it's not okay. nothing is. but yamada thinks maybe now it could be."
I feel it says so much about us
bawling
courtz: KDSJG;ASDGHLSKDGHOWIAEG
bawlingggggg
j;adfslw;oeihgsdkh
adskfjiosdghadsigh
can't stop laughing
i wish you could see my face
ian: i know ajkl;dfskls;ajkfdaskjladskjljkalsdfjklsafdlk
courtz: there's just this ridiculous grin
ian: DJSKL:JDSFKLJKLDFJKFSDS
I am glad my angst brings you such mirth
bawlingggggg
courtz: bawlinggggg as long as it is chinda angst okay

ian: I feel like now I should have a drabble ready to post in your comments
maybe I will write it during my exam review session
courtz: kljgklgds
ian: in fandom au or something
courtz: I feel like I need like
ian: they are bffs forever
courtz: banners or something
K;LDSHDGKLGH
DEAD
ian: chinen draws little stick figures
yamada, um
ajklf;as I don't know, he makes icons of them
bawling
courtz: kkadfjwiohgsdlkghdghoih
wait no
yamada writes fic
chinen illustrates it
ian: bawling
courtz: and icons for it
ian: emo fic
courtz: makes the banners
bawling
chinen's drawings though
they all have suns and rainbows etc
ian: JKDL:FJDKL:FJLSFJDLS
BAWLINGGGGG
courtz: yamada can't bring himself to tell chinen to make it more emo
ian: jkafls;djkldas
"this is a death scene," he says awkwardly
"draco is stabbing harry to death"
the drawing has, like
little stars in harry's eyes
courtz: "but harry knows draco loves him!" chinen cries
"that's why there are stars"
"he's in love"
ian: DJSFKLJDKLJSLFJDFLSJDKLF
true love T_T
chinen types in comics sans ms
courtz: KJGKLSHDG
SDKLAGHSIO;GHDSGHPSDGK
purple font
ian: JKLS:FKLDS yes
bawling
courtz: 14 pt every time
ian: ajkfdls;fjklfd
forget kusano
this is what kame would be horrified by
courtz: ksdgodsigh
kame's also horrified by his age
"HE'S TOO YOUNG TO BE IN FANDOM"
"HE'LL BE DEFILED"
ian: jakslajklskjlsafsa
ajkldssadfjkl
courtz: "his innocent ears :\\\\\" kame says
ian: wait
anfkdas;
no
he doesn't even know how old chinen and yamada are at first
he adds them to his flist
he talks to them
courtz: BAWLING
yes
ian: then he realizes they are young ....
but it would be really rude to take them off now ......
courtz: jin adds them because they're on kame's flist
kame freaks out, because jin writes porn
ian: bawlingggggggggg
jklaklkjslfklasfkjaks;dfksd
courtz: "THEY'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE ON YOUR FLIST" he screams
"YOU HAVE TO DEFRIEND THEM"
ian: "can you filter them out :|"
courtz: "BUT DO IT NICELY, THEY'RE YOUNG AND FRAGILE"
dgkahdg;h
yes


♥ Now go out there and support ♥ Chinda ♥ and write me some cute bff drabbles, okay I'll even help you out! Here are some helpful fic prompts for you:
~ VMars AU, Chinen and Yamada are Veronica and Wallace and must solve the murder of Yamada's friend, Yamashita Shoon.

~ Yamada goes to a prestigious high school; Chinen is in his last year of middle school and studying for high school entrance exams. He enlists Yamada to help him study, and then realizes he's smarter than Yamada. He plays dumb so that Yamada will keep tutoring him and they can spend more time together.

~ Chinen and Yamada are childhood friends in Victorian England, but after a dispute between their families, are torn apart. When they meet again 12 years later, how will they react?

~ When Yamada realizes Chinen can make Play-Doh come to life, he asks him to build a world that's all their own.

~ Chinen and Yamada are forced to shadow a senpai for the day--Ryo and K8. Be sure to include them being taught Kansai-ben.

~ High school AU, Yamada is a blankface cheerleader and Chinen is a choir nerd.

~ Remix of Oregon Trail, but this time with Hey! Say! JUMP.

~ After eating enchanted apples, Chinen and Yamada switch bodies, and the only way to switch back is with a kiss.

Date: 2007-11-30 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unrequitedangst.livejournal.com
I like how the more we talk about our one true OTP, the more and more fucking deranged we sound ...... and the more into it we get. T_T
Edited Date: 2007-11-30 04:32 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-11-30 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unrequitedangst.livejournal.com
courtz: K;LSDGOAIHG
bawlingggg
asdkghewoihaegklsdkgh
CHINDA IS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
ian: YES
EXACTLY
courtz: SOON RYOPI WILL BE OLD AN DECREPIT
ian: THEY'LL BE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
courtz: THEN WE'LL ONLY HAVE CHINDA LEFT

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Date: 2007-11-30 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metric.livejournal.com
THESE PEOPLE ARE SO CREEPILY ANDROGYNOUS. Probably because they haven't gone through puberty, right :|

Date: 2007-11-30 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
Probably :|

Date: 2007-11-30 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cinnamons.livejournal.com
Oh...my...God...

Date: 2007-11-30 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
And to think, you knew me back when I was still sane :(

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Date: 2007-11-30 04:32 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thawrecka
I don't know, dude, I watched the episode of Domoto Kyoudai with hsj because I worship DK what with it being the best Japanese variety/talk show thingy ever, and I thought it was mostly pretty boring. Infants do nothing for me, sorry to say. I didn't find adolescents all that interesting when I was one so even the idea cute bffyness is... leaving me cold.

Date: 2007-11-30 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
kdfsjaoi I seriously think they are adorable :( I guess I'm just a pedo in the making, huh.

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heartbeats: ユーリ!!! on ICE ・ 「plastic」 (a tape recording of the sound)
From: [personal profile] heartbeats
I don't know how to react to this post. On one hand I feel like I should be morally opposed to shipping thirteen-year-olds, but on the other hand... it's Johnny's. Also, the idea of them shadowing K8 won me over. I'm easy :((

Date: 2007-11-30 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT PORN I JUST WANT BFF FIC :(( Join us. I feel like I should start singing that song from Pippin now....

Date: 2007-11-30 04:54 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] spurious.livejournal.com
courtney. :|

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Date: 2007-11-30 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] receipt.livejournal.com
this is to megan, the resident pedo

kyaputen: courtney's post creeps me out more than any of her other posts i'm not even lying
her post creeps me out more than that arashi vox girl
or you know what more than slicey atm
what did you do to her.

Date: 2007-11-30 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shounenhero.livejournal.com
HOLY SHIT MIND READER

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Date: 2007-11-30 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shounenhero.livejournal.com
Your resident pedo, lending my support to your cause.

Date: 2007-11-30 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
You should get an icon so you can officially join us.

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Date: 2007-11-30 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inevitabilityy.livejournal.com
OH GOD, COURTNEY. I JUST. I KNOW I JUST FRIENDED YOU RECENTLY BUT. DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS JUST TOO SUDDEN TO BE SPRUNG ON ME. :|

I have to admit though, Chinda is a cute namesquish.

Date: 2007-11-30 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
I'm just trying to paving the way for JE's latest ship revolution :(

[livejournal.com profile] unrequitedangst came up with the namesquish, actually, and she is quite reputable for hating them. ANOTHER INDICATION THAT CHINDA CONQUERS ALL!!!

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Date: 2007-11-30 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperscout.livejournal.com
any time you post any pictures of asian people, i honest to god cannot tell what gender they are.

Date: 2007-11-30 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
I SERIOUSLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS COMMENT. Sometimes I need a reminder of just how ridiculous my fandom is.

Date: 2007-11-30 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janesattva.livejournal.com
This was an amazing thing to see after I finished cataloging jrocker underwear. And I guess I have to love Chinda even with almost no knowledge about Yamada because of a partial reason 4. Because I love Chinen whether he fanboys Ohno or not. And that picture is so adorable I want to shower the streets with copies RIGHT NOW.

And this comment box has been open for about a half hour because I keep scrolling back up...

Date: 2007-11-30 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
YAMADA IS REALLY ADORABLE. He was so very blankface throughout the entirety of Tantei Gakuen Q and yet when I watch him in interviews with HSJ he's all smiles. It's so adorable T_T

I CAN'T GET OVER THAT PICTURE, I was so ecstatic when I found the scan of it ojfsdiowe I was like "ARE YOU KIDDING ME, oh my god yes." It seems my pedo tendencies are finding their way to the surface.

Date: 2007-11-30 06:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terriblyangsty.livejournal.com
they're so TINY

oh well, at least there's someone my height now, I guess :|

Date: 2007-11-30 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
jaoidfj how tall are you. I am 5'3", which I'm really thankful for because IT MEANS I'M SHORTER THAN OHNO.

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Date: 2007-11-30 06:28 am (UTC)
molt: (get up! hold on tight)
From: [personal profile] molt
This post has been added to my memories~

Date: 2007-11-30 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
Glad to know you realize the importance of this entry.

Date: 2007-11-30 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maily.livejournal.com
IT'S SAD. ALL THE FANS THAT WERE SO AGAINST THEM BEFORE CONFORMED.

WE'VE ALL CONFORMED.

CHINEN-BAIT.

Wait until we know all of their names, then we're in trouble.


Or has it already happened Courtney? :)♥

Oh you pedo you.

Date: 2007-11-30 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
LKJDFIOADSFJ I'M SERIOUSLY CHINEN-BAIT, I wish I were joking about that but :( :( Chinen :( :( I adore that little kid.



...I don't know their names yet but...... I'm considering learning them........

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Date: 2007-11-30 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY :[

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Date: 2007-11-30 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lihsa.livejournal.com
I- I approve of this post T_T

I. Just. My love for Chinen mostly has to do with the creepy little lopsided grin he sports when he's talking about Ohno. I have this whole little world where he stalks Ohno and keeps trying to get him to go on a date with him, and poor Ohno is just like @_@<(...?). I know nothing about Yamada but he... he could fit into that world :<

All the people calling you crazy in your comments are making me feel so bad about myself DDD:

Date: 2007-11-30 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
oidfsjoi THE CREEPY LOPSIDED GRIN IS WHAT WON ME OVER TOO. I watched the Domoto Kyoudai ep on a whim because I heard some kid had mentioned Ohno and then......... I was sucked in :( god did you see Ohno's Wink Up message to Chinen? I laughed myself silly over that. I love Ohno T_T

:(( We know we're sane and that's all that matters :(( it's everyone else who is insane by denying their love for Chinen :(

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Date: 2007-11-30 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloodybrilliant.livejournal.com
LKSJFLSKDFJERO*<KJISDLFKJSDLKFJSDFKSDFJ EVERYTHING INSIDE ME IS SCREAMING "JUST SAY NO" BUT. SOMEONE MIGHT WRITE CHINEN MAKING PLAY-DOH COME TO LIFE OR LSKDJF SHADOWING RYO AND K8 AND GOD I DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT. SOBBING ....no

Date: 2007-11-30 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
sadofijsdi I really think the Play-Doh prompt is a stroke of genius. I'd want to see that fic with any pairing. IMAGINE HOW STRANGE THE FIC WOULD BE........

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Date: 2007-11-30 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitsjay.livejournal.com
So you've finally decided to embrace your inner pedophiliac?

Date: 2007-11-30 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
Yes. GOD I REALLY LOVE YOUR ARCHIE GOODWIN ICONS.

Date: 2007-12-03 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] partypaprika.livejournal.com
I am dying. This might be the most amazing thing ever despite the fact that I have no idea who on earth these juniors/newly debuted people are. Although I'm not going to lie, it took me a minute to realize the one on the left (chinen?) was not in fact a girl. Can i in fact request genderswith fic where Chinen turns into a girl and no one notices except for Yamada and it's up to Yamada to get him back. Yamada tries all these insane ways to get him back--maybe this vodka will do the trick, he wonders. Or what about high school au's? Those are totally my favorite. *cries*

Date: 2007-12-03 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unrequitedangst.livejournal.com
Sadly, I'd write that. Maybe even one where they genderswitch in a high school AU.

T_T

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Date: 2008-02-06 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] centifolia.livejournal.com
So. Uh. For pimping Yamada/Chinen, I officially love you. ♥

Remix of Oregon Trail, but this time with Hey! Say! JUMP.
... GOLD.

*runs*

Date: 2008-02-06 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panpipe.livejournal.com
kjfdaosidfj You have been my favorite hsj fan for a really long time. I say let's be friends ♥

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